There are multiple bedrooms are upstairs, and… I’m sorry, did you see a figure up there? Did someone go upstairs? Hello? … hello? Well, uh, hm. A magic eraser will do wonders, I assure you. Oh, don’t pay attention to that… red stain on the wall, that will buff right out. I know I can’t keep up with the latest food trends. Someone here likes the pickled onions and tomatoes! … That’s funny… that one looks kind of like… an eyeball…? Who knows what the kids are into these days. Ah, apparently a great place to store preserves. On this wall, you can see the lovely built-in cabinetry. You know how it is in any old house, there will always be a little something creeping its way in. And I know there’s a few bugs skittering around but there are no infestation issues, I assure you. I believe the pipes are relatively new, let me just turn this on… ah, uh… well, I know it may look like blood is dripping out of the sink, but I assure you that red colour is just some rust in the pipes! Nothing to worry about. Now, if you’ll come this way, you can see the kitchen is a bit out of date, but it’s nothing that can’t be modernized. Just think, with a contractor you can rip all this out and turn it into an open concept live-work space in a jiff! Plaster walls, original detailing and lighting, and the woodwork? Beautiful. But enough jesting, if you look around, you’ll see that this is a wonderful and historic piece of local architecture. This is a real gem of a property that’s just come on the market, and today you’ll be getting the tour from another gem. Hello, I’m Austin Bird, and I want to welcome you all here today. I’d say I need to get to selling, but these places practically sell themselves these days. I’m just glad I finally wrapped my wings around that location. Anyway, I’m sure the kiddies will be fine. … They don’t? Well, you learn something new every day. I’m sure he’ll be back on his feet though in no time, kneecaps grow back. Plus, it just sounds fake a hospital for ONLY sick kids? Really? Oh, well that’s tragic. Well, that’s just the price of doing business. That is prime real estate in the core, I can’t wait to repurpose it into something actually useful. Oh, what happened with the deed for SickKids Hospital? … We got it? Brilliant. Bit of a 1970s-time capsule, but everything sells so fast these days that it could be on fire and still fetch 2 mil.
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